Oh so pretty

Pretty vacant
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What the fuck? [21 Sep 2009|05:48pm]
Friends Only!

I realize how much all you little girls wish I were the real Richard Kruspe, but I'm not. I apologize. This is part of an online community called wtf_celeb. You have to be a member for me to add you. Join, I'd love to chat!

Kisses,
Richard
Germany!

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Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, ooh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany